Haha Look at This Funny Doggo Nyeh
Papyrus Battle
PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!
UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
[If flirted with] WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
[If not flirted with] HOW WILL I KNOW IF PEOPLE SECRETLY LIKE ME? [If not flirted with]
SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
[If flirted with] AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
[If not flirted with] I DON'T THINK THEY'LL LET YOU GO...
AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
"SIGH" HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
Other Dialouge that Can Occur
[Fight] SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
[Kill] WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS! WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!
[Use Stick] OH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT ONE OF THOSE.
[If protagonist is at 1 HP] YOU'RE TOO WEAK! I WAS EASILY ABLE TO CAPTURE YOU!!! I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO THE CAPTURE ZONE!! OR, AS SANS CALLS IT... OUR GARAGE??? YOU'RE IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Genocide Options
[Kill During Genocide Route] W-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED... BUT... ST... STILL! I BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER! EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO! I... I PROMISE...
[Spare During Genocide Route] WOWIE!! YOU DID IT!!! YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE!!! TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID... BUT YOU'RE ALREADY BECOMING A GREAT PERSON! I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!! ... WAIT, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE YOU...? WELL, FORGET IT! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE. SO LET'S LET BYBONES BE BYBONES.
Muffet Battle
...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
Why so pale? You should be proud~
Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~ Ahuhuhu~
Let you go? Don't be silly~
Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~
Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~ It's breakfast time, isn't it? Have fun, you two~
The person who warned us about you...
Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL.
They had such a sweet smile~ and... Ahuhuhu~
It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape...?
Oh, it's lunch time, isn't it? And I forgot to feed my pet~
With that money, the spider clans can finally be reunited~
You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations!
Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone.
But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~
And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~
Or even build a spider baseball field~
But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~
You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
Huh? A telegram from the spiders in the RUINS?
What? They're saying that they saw you, and...
... even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider! [If no item from the Ruins's Bake Sale was bought]
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider! [If your LV is greater than 1]
... you helped donate to their cause! [bought one item]
... you were really passionate about spiders! [If bought two items]
... you're a total spider fanatic! [If bought 3+ items]
...that this is an error message!? [If the game cannot determine how many items you bought from the bake sale in the Ruins]
Oh my, this has all been a big misunderstanding~
I thought you were someone that hated spiders~
The person who asked for that SOUL...
They must have meant a DIFFERENT human in a striped shirt~
Sorry for all the trouble~ Ahuhuhu~
I'll make it up to you~
You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all...
I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again!
Ahuhuhuhuhuhu~ Just kidding~
I'll SPARE you now~
Genocide Diolouge
Let you go? Don't be silly~
You're scaring off all my customers!
The person who warned us about you...
Looked like a total nerd.
She was very adamant I run away with her~~
Ahuhuhu~~
She even left a route for me to escape from~
She said she would block off the rest of Hotland after I followed her~
Foolish nerd~
A spider NEVER leaves her web~
(Except to sell pastries~)
Ah, but I do feel a little regret over it now...
Yes, I should have wrapped her up when I had the chance~
She looked like she would have made a juicy donut~~
But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~
You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
Huh?
A telegram from the spiders in the RUINS?
They say even if you are a hyper-violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
Author's Note: I found this Muffet dialouge quite interesting. It never occured to me that I'd never read it befoe now... And lots of stuff is piecing together after I thought I was done with Undertale!
Undyne's Monolouge
[If the protagonist hasn't killed any monsters]
... No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think humans were cool... ...with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen. BUT YOU?
You're just a coward!
[If the protagonist saved the Monster Kid]
Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!
[If the protagonist ran away, didn't save, or confronted Undyne while the Monster Kid was in trouble]
You abandoned your friend just so you could run away!
[Normal Text]
And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-shtick! Oooh! I'm making such a difference by hugging random strangers! You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together! Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! Now, human! Let's end this, right here, right now. I'll show you how determined monsters can be! Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
[If the protagonist befriended Undyne on a previous load/reset]
And! And! ... and something's been bothering me, too. The whole time I was chasing after you... I felt something... Strange. The echoes of something warm, something... Something like "I miss being friends with you." BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS! I WOULD NEVER GET CHUMMY WITH A COWARD LIKE YOU! You! You must have been mind-controlling me! Manipulating people to make them like you... What a Grade-A FREAK! Now enough! For everyone's hopes! For everyone's dreams! And for my own freaking dignity! I, UNDYNE, will knock you down!
[If the protagonist has killed monsters, but not Papyrus]
...No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate... BUT YOU? You're just a remorseless criminal. You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path. Self-defense? Please. You didn't kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you.
Do you think it was fun when I found out?
(If the protagonist has killed no significant enemies)
Do you think it was fun when people's family members...
...never come home? Is that fun?
(If only Snowdrake was killed)
A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
(If only Doggo was killed)
Doggo, who always made me laugh...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
(If only Lesser Dog was killed)
Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
..was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
(If only Dogamy and Dogaressa were killed)
Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
(If only Greater Dog was killed)
That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
(If all canine Royal Guards were killed)
The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
(If only Shyren was killed)
Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
No. But your time's up, villain! You won't hurt anyone else. A knight in shining armor has appeared. And all the pain you have inflicted on the fallen... Every hope, Every dream you have turned to dust... She's gonna send right back through her spear! NGAHHH! I'll show you how determined monsters truly are. Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
[If the protagonist killed Papyrus]
... Forget it. Look. Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed... But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting. And no matter what time you call him on the phone... Night, day, afternoon, morning... He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings. ... But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either. ... What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM? Papyrus, who I have trained every day... Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone... ... Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward... I will KILL you.
Undyne Battle
As long as you're GREEN you CAN'T ESCAPE! Unless you learn to face danger head-on... You won't last a SECOND against ME!
[If the protagonist does not block her attack] When I said face towards danger... I meant face towards the bullets!
[If the protagonist still does not block her attack] Look. I gave you a spear to block the bullets with. Do I have to explain this any more clearly? [If the protagonist still does not block her attack]
[If the protagonist still does not block her attack] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST FACE UPWARDS!!! IT'S NOT HARD!
[If the protagonist still does not block her attack] I wanted this to be a fair fight. I thought if I beat you like this... It'd truly show how strong monsters can be. BUT NOW??? I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER! Unless your kindergarten teacher... DOES THIS!
Not bad! Then how about THIS!?
For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending...
And now, sunlight is just within our reach!
I won't let you snatch it away from us!
NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
No human has EVER made it past ASGORE!
Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
...
So STOP being so damn resilient!
What the hell are humans made out of!?
Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
Alphys told me humans were determined...
I see now what she meant by that!
But I'm determined, too!
Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
... RIGHT NOW!
... RIGHT... ... ... NOW!!
Ha... Ha...
NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
...
You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
Neutral Dialouge
Ngahhh...
You were stronger... than I thought...
So then... ... this is where... ... it ends...
...
No...
NO!
I won't die!
Alphys... Asgore... Papyrus...
Everyone is counting on me to protect them!
NNNNAGH!
Human!
In the name of everyone's hopes and dreams...
I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Come on, is that all you've got!?
... pathetic.
You're going to have to try harder than that!
S-see how strong we are when we believe in ourselves?
H...heh...
Had enough yet?
...I won't... ...Give up...
Ha... ha...
...Alphys...
This is what I was afraid of...
This is why I never told you...
...
No... No!
Not yet!
I won't die!
NGAHHHHHHHH!!!
I WON'T DIE!
I WON'T DIE!
I WON'T DIE!
I WON'T
(The dialogue gets slower and slower each time she repeats it until it completely stops and the fight ends with Undyne turning into dust)
See Undyne the Undying Battle section for Genocide Dialouge
Asgore Battle
The entire underground was devoid of hope.
The future had once again been taken from us by the humans.
In a fit of anger, I declared war.
I said that I would destroy any human that came here.
I would use their souls to become godlike...
...and free us from this terrible prison.
Then, I would destroy humanity...
And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.
Soon, the people's hopes returned.
My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.
She left this place, never to be seen again.
Truthfully... I do not want power.
I do not want to hurt anyone.
I just wanted everyone to have hope...
I cannot take this any longer. I just want to see my wife.
I just want to see my child.
Please... Young one...
This war has gone on long enough.
You have the power...
Take my soul, and leave this cursed place.
[Spare] After everything I have done to hurt you... You would rather stay down here and suffer... Than live happily on the surface? Human... I promise you... For as long as you remain here... My wife and I will take care of you as best we can. We can sit in the living room, telling stories... Eating butterscotch pie... We could be like... Like a family...
[If the protagonist refought Asgore and spared him twice] No. That's just a fantasy, isn't it? Young one, when I look at you... I'm reminded of the human that fell here long ago... You have the same feeling of hope in your eyes. There is an ancient prophecy among our people... One day, a savior will come from the heavens. ...I believe the one that was prophesied was you. Somewhere in the world outside... There must be a way to free us from our prison. It pains me to give you this responsibility, but... Please. Take my soul... and seek the truth. Ha... ha... I'm sorry... I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending... But I believe your freedom... ...is what my son... ...what ASRIEL would have wanted.
True Lab Entries
ENTRY NUMBER 2: The barrier is locked by SOUL power.. Unfortunately, this power cannot be recreated artificially. SOUL power can only be derived from what was once living. So, to create more, we will have to use what we have now... The SOULs of monsters.
ENTRY NUMBER 3: But extracting a SOUL from a living monster would require incredible power... Besides being impractical, doing so would instantly destroy the SOUL's host. And, unlike the persistent SOULs of humans... The SOULs of most monsters disappear immediately upon death. If only I could make a monster's SOUL last...
ENTRY NUMBER 4: I've been researching humans to see if I can find any info about their SOULS. I ended up snooping around the castle... And found these weird tapes. I don't feel like ASGORE's watched them... I don't think he should.
ENTRY NUMBER 5: I've done it. Using the blueprints, I've extracted it from the human SOULs. I believe this is what gives their SOULs the strength to persist after death. The will to keep living... The resolve to change fate. Let's call this power... "Determination."
ENTRY NUMBER 6: ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "fallen down." Their bodies came in today. They're still comatose... And soon, they'll all turn into dust. But what happens if I inject "determination" into them? If their SOULS persist after they perish, then... Freedom might be closer than we all thought.
ENTRY NUMBER 7: We'll need a vessel to wield the monster SOULs when the time comes. After all, a monster cannot absorb the SOULs of other monsters. Just as a human cannot absorb a human SOUL... So then... What about something that's neither human nor monster?
ENTRY NUMBER 8: I've chosen a candidate. I haven't told ASGORE yet, because I want to surprise him with it... In the center of his garden, there's something special. The first golden flower, that grew before all the others. The flower from the outside world. It appeared just before the queen left. I wonder... What happens when something without a SOUL gains the will to live?
ENTRY NUMBER 9: things aren't going well. none of the bodies have turned into dust, so i can't get the SOULs. i told the families that i would give them the dust back for the funerals. people are starting to ask me what's happening. what do i do?
ENTRY NUMBER 10: experiments on the vessel are a failure. it doesn't seem to be any different from the control cases. whatever. they're a hassle to work with anyway. the seeds just stick to you, and won't let go...
ENTRY NUMBER 11: now that mettaton's made it big, he never talks to me anymore. ... except to ask when i'm going to finish his body. but i'm afraid if i finish his body, he won't need me anymore... then we'll never be friends ever again. ... not to mention, every time i try to work on it, i just get really sweaty...
ENTRY NUMBER 12: nothing is happening. i don't know what to do. i'll just keep injecting everything with "determination." i want this to work.
ENTRY NUMBER 13: one of the bodies opened its eyes.
ENTRY NUMBER 14: Everyone that had fallen down... ... has woken up. They're all walking around and talking like nothing is wrong. I thought they were goners...?
ENTRY NUMBER 15: Seems like this research was a dead end... But at least we got a happy ending out of it...? I sent the SOULS and the vessel back to ASGORE. And I called all of the families and told them everyone's alive. I'll send everyone back tomorrow. : )
ENTRY NUMBER 16: no No NO NO NO NO
ENTRY NUMBER 17 (Alphys): monsters' physical forms can't handle "determination" like humans' can. with too much determination, our bodies begin to break down. everyone's melted together...
ENTRY NUMBER 17 (Gaster): DARK DARKER YET DARKER THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS VERY VERY INTERESTING ... WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?
ENTRY NUMBER 18: the flower's gone.
ENTRY NUMBER 19: the families keep calling me to ask when everyone is coming home. what am i supposed to say? i don't even answer the phone anymore.
ENTRY NUMBER 20: ASGORE left me five messages today. four about everyone being angry. one about this cute teacup he found that looks like me. thanks asgore.
ENTRY NUMBER 21: i spend all my time at the garbage dump now. it's my element.
True Lab VHS Tapes
Tape 1
(Toriel) Pssst. Gorey, wake up.
(Asgore) Mmm? What is it, dear? ... er, and why do you have that video camera?
(Toriel) Shush! I want to get your reaction. Gorey, dearest. What is my favorite vegetable?
(Asgore) Hmmm... Carrots, right?
(Toriel) No no no! My favorite vegetable is... Eda-MOM-e. ... get it???
(Asgore) ... Go back to bed, dear.
(Toriel) No no!! Not yet! Hee hee hee. Now, If I were a dog, what breed of dog would I be?
(Asgore) Hmmm... I don't know, honey. What kind of dog would you be?
(Toriel) I would be... A MOMERANIAN.
(Asgore) Hohoho! You sure are excited to have this child. You know, if you keep making jokes like this... One day, you could be... ... a famous MOMedian.
(Toriel) ... Well, I am going to bed.
(Asgore) Hey! Come on Tori! That one was funny!
(Toriel) Hahaha, I know. I am just teasing you. Goodnight, dear.
(Asgore) Goodnight, honey.
(Toriel) ... Oh dear, perhaps it is too dark in here for the video to come out.
Tape 2
(Asriel) Okay, <Name>, are you ready? Do your creepy face! AHHHHH!! Hee hee hee! Oh! Wait! I had the lens cap on... What!? You're not gonna do it again...? Come on, quit tricking me! Haha!
Tape 3
(Asriel) Howdy, <Name>! Smile for the camera! Ha, this time I got YOU! I left the cap on... ON PURPOSE! Now you're smiling for noooo reason! Hee hee hee. What? Oh, yeah, I remember. When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right? The recipe asked for cups of butter... But we accidentally put in buttercups instead. Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick. I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset. I should have laughed it off, like you did... Um, anyway, where are you going with this? Huh? Turn off the camera...? OK.
Tape 4
(Asriel) I... I don't like this idea, <Name>. Wh.. what? N-no, I'm not... ... big kids don't cry. Yeah, you're right. No! I'd never doubt you, <Name>. Never! Y... yeah! We'll be strong! We'll free everyone. I'll go get the flowers.
Tape 5
(Toriel) <Name>... Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
(Asgore) <Name>! You have to stay determined! You can't give up! You are the future of humans and monsters...
(Asriel) ... Psst... <Name>... Please... Wake up... I don't like this plan anymore. I... I... ... no, I said... I said I'd never doubt you. Six, right? We just have to get six... And we'll do it together, right?
Photoshop Flowey Battle
No... NO!!!
This CAN'T be happening!!!
You... YOU...
You IDIOT.
Hee hee hee.
Did you REALLY think...
[Repeatedly run into the bullets]
...You... uh...
Would you STOP that?
Anyway, YOU!
You're HOPELESS.
[Do not run into bullets]
...You could defeat ME!?
I am the GOD of this world.
And YOU?
You're HOPELESS.
Hopeless and alone...
Golly, that's right!
Your WORTHLESS friends...
... can't save you now.
Call for help. I dare you.
Cry into the darkness!
"Mommy! Daddy!" "Somebody help!"
See what good it does you!
* (You called for help.)
But nobody came.
Boy! What a shame!
Nobody else...
Is gonna get to see you DIE!!!
What?
How'd you...?
Well, I'll just
Wh...
Where are my powers!?
The souls...?
What are they doing?
NO!! NO!!!!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!
STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!!
STOOOOPPPP!!!!!
Post-Battle
[Fight] I knew you had it in you!
[Mercy]
... What are you doing?
Do you really think I've learned anything from this?
No.
Sparing me won't change anything.
Killing me is the only way to end this.
If you let me live...
I'll come back.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill everyone.
I'll kill everyone you love.
...
...?
... why?
... why are you being...
so nice to me?
I can't understand.
I can't understand!
I just can't understand...
* Flowey ran away.
Game Over
This is all just a bad dream...
And you're NEVER waking up! [The screen is filled with infinite looping scrolling "HA"s as a sped-up, distorted version of "Determination" plays, and the game closes.]
Reopen after Game Over
Hee hee hee. Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied...
...killing you only ONE time?
Pathetic... Now you're REALLY gonna die!
Hee hee hee.
Do you even realize what will happen if you defeat me?
Don't you get it?
There's no such thing as happy endings.
This is all that's left...!
Are you REALLY that desperate...?
Hee hee hee...
Are you letting me kill you...
... on PURPOSE?
SICKO.
Ha ha ha.
Honestly, fighting you IS pretty fun...
So even if you ARE a sicko, I'll take it!
Maybe you're wondering if i ever get tired of winning...
Wanna see my answer?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Hee hee hee, you thought you could run away?
Asriel Battle
After I defeat you and gain total control over the timeline... I just want to reset everything.
All your progress... Everyone's memories. I'll bring them all back to zero!
Then we can do everything ALL over again.
And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it.
And then you'll lose to me again.
And again.
And again!!!
Because you want a "happy ending."
Because you "love your friends."
Because you "never give up."
Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Now, ENOUGH messing around! It's time to purge this timeline once and for all!
... even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power! Let's see what good your DETERMINATION is against THIS!!
Urah ha ha... Behold my TRUE power!
I can feel it... Every time you die, your grip on this world slips away. Every time you die, your friends forget you a little more. Your life will end here, in a world where no one remembers you...
Still you're hanging on...? That's fine. In a few moments, you'll forget everything, too. That attitude will serve you well in your next life!
Ura ha ha... Still!? Come on... Show me what good your DETERMINATION is now!
(The protagonist now saves their friends.)
(Saving someone else)
Huh? What are you doing...?
Wh... what did you do...?
What's this feeling...? What's happening to me?
No! NO! I don't need ANYONE!
STOP IT! Get away from me! Do you hear me!? I'll tear you apart!
... ... <Player name>... Do you know why I'm doing this...?
Why I keep fighting to keep you around...?
I'm doing this...
Because you're special, <Player name>.
You're the only one that understands me.
You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore.
... No... That's not JUST it. I... I... I'm doing this because I care about you, <Player name>!
I care about you more than anybody else!
I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to leave.
I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again...
So, please... STOP doing this...
AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!
STOP IT!
STOP IT NOW!!!
... <Name>...
I'm so alone, <Name>...
I'm so afraid, <Name>...
<Name>, I...
I...
Author's Note: Casually bursting into tears.
Undyne the Undying Battle
(Undyne) Hurt? It's nothing.
Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?
(Monster Kid) Undyne... I...
Undyne) I'll take care of this!
Get out of here!
...heh... "It's nothing"...
No... s-somehow, with just one hit...
I'm already...
Already...
D... damn it....
Papyrus... Alphys... ASGORE...
Just like that, I...
I've failed you.
No...
My body... It feels like it's splitting apart.
Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces.
But...
Deep, deep in my soul.
There's a burning feeling I can't describe.
A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.
This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it?
If you get past me, you'll...
You'll destroy them all, won't you?
Monsters... Humans... Everyone...
Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant.
But I WON'T let you do that.
Right now, everyone in the world...
I can feel their hearts beating as one.
And we all have ONE goal.
To defeat YOU.
Human. No, WHATEVER you are.
For the sake of the whole world...
I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
Post Battle
Damn it... So even THAT power... It wasn't enough...?
Heh...
Heheheh...
If you...
If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong. Cause I've... Got my friends behind me.
Alphys told me that she would watch me fight you...
And if anything went wrong, she would... evacuate everyone.
By now she's called ASGORE and told him to absorb the 6 human SOULs.
And with that power...
This world will live on...!
Sans Battle
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l .
[First time the player survives the opening attack] huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
[After surviving the opening attack twice] anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out. why not relax and take a load off?
ready?
[After surviving the opening attack 3+ times] here we go.
what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it?
our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...
until suddenly, everything ends.
heh heh heh... that's your fault isn't it?
you can't understand how this feels.
knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset.
look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either.
cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
... or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know.
all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore.
ugh... that being said... you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? ... listen.
[first time making it to "intermission"] i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it. there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend? c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? please, if you're listening... let's forget all of this, ok? just lay down your weapon, and... well, my job will be a lot easier.
[Every next time making it] friendship... it's really great, right? let's quit fighting.
welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
woah, you look REALLY pissed off... heheheh... did i getcha? well, if you came back anyway... i guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh? heh. don't tell that to the other sans-es, okay?
sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
and maybe all they needed was... i dunno. some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
but that's ridiculous, right? yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy.
you'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until... well. hey. take it from me, kid. someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT.
and that day's TODAY.
cause... y'see... all this fighting is really tiring me out.
and if you keep pushing me... then i'll be forced to use my special attack.
yeah, my special attack. sound familiar? well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. so, if you don't want to see it, now would be a good time to die.
well, here goes nothing... are you ready? survive THIS and i'll show you my special attack!
huff... puff... all right. that's it. it's time for my special attack. are you ready? here goes nothing.
yep. that's right. it's literally nothing. and it's not going to be anything, either. heh heh heh... ya get it? i know i can't beat you. one of your turns... you're just gonna kill me. so, uh. i've decided... it's not gonna BE your turn. ever. i'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?
you'll get bored here. if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. and then, you'll finally quit.
i know your type. you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? you'll never give up, even if there's, uh... absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. if i can make that clear. no matter what, you'll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can. and because you "can"... ... you "have to".
but now, you've reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion... the most "determined" thing you can do here? is to, uh, completely give up. and... (yawn) do literally anything else.
heh, didja really think you would be able-
... ... ... so... guess that's it, huh? ... just... don't say i didn't warn you. welp. i'm going to grillby's. papyrus, do you want anything?
Optional Spare Dialouge During "Intermission"
[Spare] ... you're sparing me? finally. buddy. pal. i know how hard it must be... to make that choice. to go back on everything you've worked up to. i want you to know... i won't let it go to waste. ... c'mere, pal.
geeettttttt dunked on!!! if we're really friends... you won't come back.
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=danish&id=719956842
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